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VOL. 3 · No. 1 · THE NATIONAL COUSINS DAY ISSUE · PRESSES STOPPED: July 24, 2026

β˜… Today is National Cousins Day β€” call your cousin β˜…

From the Editor's Desk

Dear reader: you are holding the only publication in America devoted entirely to famous people who share grandparents. Snoop Dogg and Brandy. Whitney Houston and Dionne Warwick. Nicolas Cage and Jason Schwartzman. Tom Cruise and that guy from Lost. These are not rumors β€” every family in this issue has been fact-checked against real sources, which are printed in the back like a proper scandal sheet with a conscience.

Click any face-card in a family tree to open their confidential file. Follow the "known associates" to jump between cousins. And if you know a cousin connection we missed, the Letters desk is open.

β€” The Editors, celebritycousins.com

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    Send a cousin tip β€” include sources, we're a serious publication (see: price on cover).

    CORRECTIONS: We regret nothing. (Actually, we fixed the Theroux thing and several dates β€” see The Paper Trail. A tabloid with errata: this is what makes us dangerous.)

    πŸ—‚ The Paper Trail

    Every claim in this issue, sourced. Verification stamps mean what they say: VERIFIED = solid genealogy in reputable outlets; AS SEEN ON PBS = established on a DNA/genealogy program; SOURCES SAY… = widely reported, exact family math still fuzzy β€” and we say so.